Opening today,

The New Northern Santa Pod, Its just now being refurbished to a high standard of tarmac and will fully open this evening, There is no special licence or admission fee, Just take your high powered Beemer or Howdie to the traffic lights at Carr Lane and when the green light, or amber if you like to cheat lights up. Floor the accelerator and Wizz up the track completely ingoing the 20 MPH speed limit give no regard to the pedestrians, cyclists and residents, they've resurfaced this road for YOU, The no brained, selfish petrol head with bare knuckle leather racing gloves with black n white square racing flags pattern on the face side,
ZOOooooooommmmmmmm,

Update, I've just been informed by the Haydock in Makerfield branch of the four wheel drifters and doughnuts screech club that, ' Flooring the accelerator' is no longer a street cred term in motoring sports ,and was replaced sometime in the last millennium by. " switch on the launch control"
So even with my cool boy racer jacket , peak cap on backwards and a rolled up splif behind my ear, I have blown my cover as an undercover Poolstock crime reporter,,,

A fiat 500 has just shot past on the new tarmac at, 15 MPH, the boy racers will give him a bad time if he comes round again,,